Valentine’s Day is here! So, if you’re looking to add some humor and sweetness to your Valentine’s Day, you’re in the right place. Here you’ll find funny yet charming quotes that you can share with your loved ones or on your social media. These quotes are perfect for those who enjoy love, of course, but also appreciate good humor. So… don’t miss out!
I’m not saying I’m Cupid, but I do have a lot of arrows... and candy.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, I totally understand... because I can’t either.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great at poetry, but hey, I love you!
Valentine’s Day: The day we celebrate love... and overpriced chocolate.
I love you more than pizza... and that's saying a lot.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who makes my heart skip a beat... and occasionally stop.
I hope you have a “purrfect” Valentine’s Day... because we both know you love cats more than me.
Valentine’s Day is just another reminder that I’m single, but that’s okay, I have tacos.
You're the peanut butter to my jelly... without the jelly, I’d just be peanut butter... sad and alone.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.
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Love is in the air... or is that just chocolate cake? Either way, I'm in.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together forever... with snacks.
You stole my heart... but don’t worry, I took your candy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m allergic to flowers, but I’m still in love with you.
Let’s be real: Valentine’s Day is just an excuse to eat chocolate and blame it on love.
If love is a battlefield, then I’m the one hiding behind a pizza box.
You're my favorite person to annoy for the rest of my life.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s pretend we have our lives together for at least today.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. That’s right, I said it.
You're the reason I check my phone... and also why I eat chocolate.
You're the only person I would share my fries with. That's love.
You're my favorite notification.
If we were on a deserted island, I’d still choose you... because I don’t want to share my snacks with anyone else.
Valentine's Day is like any other day... except we get to eat candy without judgment.
You're my lobster. Or maybe my pizza... I haven't decided yet.
Who needs a Valentine when you’ve got Wi-Fi and Netflix?
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. Seriously, you’d be delicious!
You're the jelly to my peanut butter... and together we make the perfect sandwich.
Love is... not having to fight over the last slice of pizza.
You're the extra fries in my fast food order.
I love you more than I love sleep. And that’s saying something.
Roses are red, violets are blue, chocolate is sweet, and so are you.
You complete me... or at least my snack cravings.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
You're the reason I smile like an idiot whenever I see my phone.
Valentine's Day is just another excuse to eat chocolate. But we’re okay with that, right?
You're the one I want to spend the rest of my fries with.
Love is... when they bring you a blanket without you asking for it.
I'm yours, no returns or exchanges, sorry!
You're my favorite person to make fun of... with love, of course.
Valentine’s Day is just an excuse to eat chocolate for breakfast.
I love you more than pizza, and that’s a big deal.
You had me at "let's order takeout."
If love is a crime, I’m ready to be arrested with you.
You're the reason I laugh at my phone like a crazy person.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who still makes my heart race... mostly when you steal my snacks.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Seriously, I can't stop saying it.
You're the reason I make silly faces at my phone every time you text.
Valentine's Day: Because who doesn't want to be showered with chocolate and love?
You're the peanut butter to my jelly... and without you, I’m just a sad sandwich.
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I’d be a florist by now.
You make my heart skip a beat... and my stomach do flips.
Roses are red, violets are blue, let's eat chocolate and forget about calories too.
If love was a contest, I'd be winning... because I got you.
You're my favorite distraction from everything else in life.
Valentine’s Day is just a reminder to eat all the chocolate you can before it’s gone.
If you were a dessert, you’d be a slice of heaven topped with chocolate.
You and I are like a perfect pair of socks... matching and cozy.
You're my lobster, even when you're being a little crabby.
You're the reason I smile at my phone like a goofball.
I love you more than Wi-Fi, and that’s saying a lot.
Valentine's Day is great, but have you ever had pizza and Netflix in bed?
You had me at “let’s skip dinner and go straight to dessert.”
I love you more than all the emojis in my phone.
If we were both on a desert island, I’d still fight you for the last cookie.
Valentine’s Day is the one day we can publicly celebrate chocolate addiction.
Love is... laughing at each other’s jokes, even when they’re not funny.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard... and a few snowball fights.
You’re the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, perfectly sweet and warm.
You're the reason I look at my phone with a big smile.
If we were a movie, we'd definitely be a rom-com. With a lot of pizza.
I love you more than Netflix... and that’s a huge commitment.
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. And I’d be your biggest fan.
You're the jelly to my peanut butter... without you, I’m just stuck on bread.
If love was a sport, you’d be my MVP.
Valentine's Day is just a reminder that I'm lucky to have you... and pizza.
You're the reason I daydream about tacos... and you.
We go together like coffee and mornings: a little bitter, but mostly sweet.
You're the “love” in my “pizza love” – and that's my favorite kind of love.
You're the reason I need a “Do Not Disturb” sign on Valentine’s Day.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably not love.
If you were a burger, you'd be the McDreamy of burgers.
You're the reason I smile at my phone and pretend I'm not crazy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re the best part of my day, it’s true.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be richer than Bill Gates.
Valentine’s Day is a reminder that we should always eat chocolate for breakfast.
You make me feel like I’m the only person in the world... mostly because I’m texting you 24/7.
You're the reason I can’t stop giggling at my phone.
I’d choose you over dessert... but only if there’s chocolate involved.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re the reason I say “I love you.”
If love were a sandwich, you’d be the perfect filling.
You’re the kind of person I want to get stuck with in a candy store.
Valentine's Day is my favorite excuse to eat all the chocolate and not feel guilty.
If love was a recipe, you'd be the secret ingredient.
You're the reason I can't wait to check my phone every five minutes.
You're the avocado to my toast, and I’m happy to be stuck with you.
You're the icing on my cupcake and the whipped cream on my sundae.
Valentine’s Day is just another excuse to say “I love you”... and also “let’s eat pizza.”
You're the perfect mix of chocolate, sugar, and spice... and everything nice!
If we were on a reality show, you'd win "Best Valentine Ever." Sorry, everyone else.
You had me at "I brought snacks."
You're my favorite notification on Valentine’s Day... and every other day.
Love is sharing your fries. Or at least offering to share, but we both know you’ll keep most of them.
You're the peanut butter to my jelly, except way better and with extra cheese.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. But not in a creepy way.
I’m not saying I’m Cupid, but I do have a special arrow that goes straight to your heart... and sometimes to pizza.
Roses are red, chocolates are sweet, I’ll love you forever... but please, don’t eat my treat.
You're the reason I think of you at 3 a.m. and giggle like a teenager.
Happy Valentine’s Day! I’d say “I love you to the moon and back,” but I’d rather just share pizza with you here on Earth.
Valentine's Day is all about love... and my undying love for snacks.
You're the reason I never need to scroll through Netflix for hours. I’m already in love with you.
If we were both pizza, you’d be the extra cheese and I’d be the crust. Together, we make the perfect slice.
Roses are red, chocolates are sweet, but nothing beats cuddles and treats.
You’re the cheese to my macaroni... without you, I’m just plain pasta.
Love is... being able to binge-watch Netflix together without arguing over what to watch.
If love was a pizza, you’d be the extra-large one with all the toppings.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Now let’s eat chocolate until we can’t fit into our jeans.
You're the marshmallow in my hot chocolate, the fluff to my fun.
Every time I think about you, my heart skips a beat... and then I grab a snack because, priorities.
Valentine’s Day is the only day when I feel completely justified eating an entire box of chocolate.
If I could give you anything in the world, I’d give you my last piece of chocolate. That’s love.
You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I see my phone light up.
If love was a treasure hunt, you’d be the map, and I’d follow you anywhere.
I’m falling for you faster than my Wi-Fi connection during a Netflix binge.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who knows how to make my heart race... and my stomach rumble for pizza.
If I could bottle my love for you, I’d call it “extra cheesy with a side of laughter.”
You had me at “we should totally get dessert first.”
You're the only person I would share my chocolate stash with. But don’t expect much.
Valentine's Day is the day we get to say “I love you”... and “Let’s get tacos” at the same time.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than chocolate... and that's saying something.
If love was a competition, you’d win the gold medal... and I’d be your biggest fan.
You’re my favorite reason to laugh... and occasionally roll my eyes.
Valentine’s Day is better with you... and also with pizza. Let’s be honest.
If I had to choose between you and pizza, I’d choose you... but I’d still eat the pizza.
You're the icing on my cupcake, the cherry on my sundae, and the love of my life.
You're the sparkle in my Valentine’s Day, and I’m pretty sure you glow in the dark too.
If love was a fairy tale, you’d be the hero... and I’d be the one eating the candy while you save the day.
You're my Valentine, my heart, and the reason I never need a second cup of coffee.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s eat chocolate, laugh a lot, and pretend to be healthy tomorrow.
So, now you have plenty of funny Valentine’s Day quotes, and we’re sure that whether you share them with your loved ones or post them on your social media, they will definitely bring many smiles and make this day even more special. Don’t hesitate for a moment to use them to spread love and laughter everywhere!
