• Posted Nov 5 • 2024.
Thanksgiving is a celebration filled with traditions, family, and of course, lots of delicious food—and I mean lots! But what would this special day be without that touch of humor only families understand? Here, we’re sharing a collection of funny Thanksgiving quotes so you can find the perfect one to enjoy a Thanksgiving full of laughter and joy with your family!
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Thanksgiving: the day I officially become a gravy person
May your Thanksgiving be full of laughs… and not questions about your love life
Family, turkey, football, naps—Thanksgiving really is the best holiday
On Thanksgiving, we eat until we're sleepy… not until we're hungry
There’s always room for dessert… it’s called Thanksgiving magic
Happy Thanksgiving! May your day be filled with family drama you can laugh about later
What’s the only exercise I’m getting this Thanksgiving? Turning the pages in my recipe book
Raise your hand if you're grateful for pie and gravy
Thanksgiving: when you eat all day long, then eat again to make room in the fridge
Thanksgiving without pie is like a turkey without feathers
I don’t know if it’s Thanksgiving or my pajamas, but I’m definitely stuffed
The best thing about Thanksgiving is realizing you don’t have to answer work emails
If Thanksgiving were a person, it would totally be my best friend
May your Thanksgiving be free of politics and full of pie
I’m thankful for leftovers. They’re the gift that keeps on giving
On Thanksgiving, we feast like kings and nap like babies
Who needs therapy when there’s mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie
Thanksgiving dinner: where every bite is an oops, I did it again
It’s not about how much food you make, it’s about how much you can fit on your plate
Let’s give thanks that Thanksgiving calories don’t count… until New Year’s
May your Thanksgiving be full of laughs… and not questions about your love life
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Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was Thanksgiving, and he knew he was cooked
You know you're getting old when you have to sit at the grown-up table on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving: Because all the best foods are brown
Keep calm and pass the stuffing
Thanksgiving—where we count our blessings… and then our calories
This Thanksgiving, may your turkey be plump, your potatoes fluffy, and your relatives far away
Nothing brings a family together quite like a massive food coma
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn't quit cold turkey
The thing I'm most thankful for this Thanksgiving is elastic waistbands
Stuffing is just a carb pillow for napping after the meal
Thanksgiving: the one time of year where it’s perfectly acceptable to shove your entire hand up a turkey’s… you know
Grateful? Sure. But also a little stuffed
Eat, drink, and be thankful… and then nap
If you didn't leave Thanksgiving dinner needing a nap, did you even really eat
Thanksgiving: a time to count your blessings, not your calories
Every year, I say I'll eat healthy on Thanksgiving. Every year, the stuffing wins
The only thing getting stuffed this Thanksgiving is the turkey—and my pants
I’m thankful for wine, because no great Thanksgiving story ever started with someone eating a salad
Thanksgiving is a time to give, a time to share, and a time to eat until you burst
Keep calm and pass the stuffing
Thanksgiving: when your pants realize they’re about to have the worst day of the year
I can’t keep calm, it’s Thanksgiving, and the pie is calling my name
Turkey day: the one day a year we all agree that gluttony is a good thing
Forget the gym; today’s workout is called lifting a fork repeatedly
Dear Thanksgiving, I love you more than Black Friday
Thanksgiving pro tip: leave a bit of room for that second helping of pie
I came, I saw, I ate my weight in mashed potatoes
The secret ingredient to every Thanksgiving meal? Butter. Lots and lots of butter
Thanksgiving—where we give thanks for stretchy pants and sofas
Wishing you more gravy than problems this Thanksgiving
If you need me, I'll be busy on my Thanksgiving diet… the one where I eat everything
The turkey isn’t the only thing getting stuffed this Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving: because one meal a day simply isn’t enough
Is it even Thanksgiving if you don’t accidentally burn the rolls
Let’s all be thankful for friends who don’t judge us for our third slice of pie
Thanksgiving: officially kicking off the holiday season of overeating
May your Thanksgiving be as sweet as pie and as filling as a double helping of mashed potatoes
I don't always say I'm thankful, but when I do, it’s for stuffing
If only calories didn’t count from Thanksgiving to New Year’s
Happy Thanksgiving! May your family be functional, and your turkey delicious
Turkey day: the one day a year we all agree that gluttony is a good thing
Thanksgiving: the only holiday where you can eat your weight in food and call it gratitude
May your turkey be juicy, your mashed potatoes be lump-free, and your family drama be minimal
Thanksgiving is all about family, food, and forgetting to unbutton your pants before dessert
What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about? Now that’s something to discuss at Thanksgiving
Let’s all be thankful for family recipes—and for that one relative who doesn’t follow them
Thanksgiving: the only day when you count eating pie as a well-balanced meal
I may look calm, but in my head, I'm already planning my third helping of mashed potatoes
If it requires more than one trip to the table, it’s just quality Thanksgiving strategy
Here’s to the food that always tastes better than we remember and family who’s crazier than we’d like
This Thanksgiving, may your dinner conversations be light, and your turkey be fully cooked
Happy Thanksgiving! May the food be delicious, and the awkward questions be few
Thanksgiving: officially the Super Bowl of eating
If there’s no such thing as too much pie, then I’m definitely winning Thanksgiving
This Thanksgiving, I’m grateful for family, food, and my stretchy waistband
Only on Thanksgiving do we encourage overeating—and call it giving thanks
Happiness is homemade—and served with a side of gravy
The only thing better than Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving leftovers
Thanksgiving: where food coma and football are the new cardio
Today, my pasta is short for pass the mashed potatoes
Let’s all give thanks for the joy of carbs, the miracle of gravy, and the magic of a Thanksgiving nap
Let’s all be thankful for family recipes—and for that one relative who doesn’t follow them
Thanksgiving: the one day when stuffing your face feels like an accomplishment
If the turkey burns, at least there's always wine
Thanksgiving: the official holiday of one more bite
May your Thanksgiving be filled with laughter, love, and way too much food
Leftovers are a true Thanksgiving blessing—if you’re quick enough to claim them
A little more gravy? Yes, always yes
Thanksgiving rule: Calories don’t count until Black Friday
Here’s to the relatives who show up early, and the ones who leave late… May they both enjoy the pie
Thanksgiving: a perfect time to give thanks and get seconds
Thanksgiving calories don't count. That’s science
I’m not drooling; I’m just preemptively thankful
Thanksgiving: where we gather to be grateful for the family we only see twice a year
Dear Thanksgiving, let’s get basted
May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey plump, and your pants stretchy
Is it even Thanksgiving if you don’t eat until you can’t move
Let's make Thanksgiving dinner a competitive sport this year
On Thanksgiving, we drink wine and call it celebrating family
The best part of Thanksgiving? Arguing over the last piece of pie
It's not really Thanksgiving without at least one food disaster
Today, we feast like it’s the last supper and nap like it’s our job
Happiness is homemade… especially when it comes with whipped cream
Thanksgiving: when you realize how much you love mashed potatoes
Giving thanks for family, friends, and extra servings of everything
Thanksgiving wish: may your pie be endless and your gravy be bottomless
Happy Thanksgiving! May your food be delicious and your family be just tipsy enough
Thanksgiving rule: Calories don’t count until Black Friday
So, these are our funny Thanksgiving quotes. We hope you like them and find the perfect one for this special season!
