What better way to start the new year with a big smile, right? So, if you’re looking for a dose of humor to kick off the year with that smile, our collection of funny January quotes is perfect for you. Here, you’ll find a great selection of fun phrases to share with friends and family, ensuring that not only you but everyone starts the year with a good laugh!
Starting the new year with a laugh is the best way to do it!
January: The month to start fresh, or just stay in bed a little longer.
If you can’t remember your New Year's resolution, just blame it on January.
Let’s make January the funniest month of the year!
January’s cold but my sense of humor is warm!
New year, same humor — let’s keep the laughs coming!
January is like a restart button for life — with extra coffee!
If January had a theme song, it would be "Sleep More, Worry Less."
Good things come to those who wait... for the weekend in January!
January: when resolutions are made and forgotten in less than a week.
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In January, every day is a reminder that it’s too cold to go outside.
New year’s resolutions are like snowflakes — they melt faster than you think.
If January were a person, it would be the one who keeps knocking on your door, asking if you’ve started your new year’s resolution yet.
Don’t let January make you feel like you need to start over, just hit snooze!
January: the month I’m most likely to confuse my new year’s resolution with my new year’s procrastination.
New year’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee and 0% of productivity.
January is like a hangover from the holidays — we need another vacation!
It’s January, the month where we all pretend we love the gym for about a week.
If life gives you lemons in January, at least you know you'll be inside to make lemonade.
January is the best time to realize how badly you need a vacation.
January is like a reset button for everything except your bad habits!
My January resolution is to remember my February resolutions.
January: The month where everything you do feels like an epic attempt to avoid the cold.
January is the perfect month to start a new diet… or not.
New year, new you? More like new year, same me — but with more coffee!
January mornings are the perfect reminder of why I don’t like mornings.
January is a reminder that I still don’t know how to organize my life… or my closet.
January: when “Just five more minutes” becomes the slogan for every day.
If January were a person, they’d be the one reminding you to start your diet right after they finish their third donut.
January is for people who are trying to work out, but end up working on their nap skills.
January: when everyone is suddenly an expert at pretending they’re going to the gym.
January, the month when all my plans to be productive are replaced by plans to sleep.
New year’s resolution: get more sleep. January: mission accomplished!
If you’re not cold in January, you’re doing it wrong.
January: the month when we all pretend we’re going to organize our life and forget by the 5th.
It’s not a new year unless I’ve spent half of January looking for my phone charger.
If January were a cereal, it would be "Resolutions Gone Wrong Flakes."
January is when I’m at my peak… peak laziness!
Why does January feel like a Monday that lasts forever?
If I could sum up January in one word: naps.
January: the month when my New Year's resolution is to sleep more.
January is proof that procrastination is a 12-month lifestyle, not just a January issue.
If you made it through January, you deserve a medal — or at least a hot chocolate!
January is a test to see how long you can wear your “new year, new me” shirt before it’s just “me.”
January, when I’m still trying to figure out what to do with all those “new year” emails.
January: the month where the snow is just nature's way of saying, “Stay inside and binge-watch everything.”
In January, I resolve to stop procrastinating. In February, I resolve to start on that resolution.
If January had a mascot, it would be a blanket and a cup of coffee.
January is when we pretend to like running in the cold... for about a week.
January: the month I tell myself I’ll clean the house, but only end up cleaning my couch instead.
January: the only month when my gym membership feels like a bad decision.
In January, I have a 100% success rate in starting things… and a 0% success rate in finishing them.
January: the perfect excuse to wear your cozy sweater for 31 days straight.
January is just a reminder that January is cold, and I still haven’t bought those winter boots.
January is when you realize your coffee addiction has entered a whole new level of seriousness.
January is like a blank page, except that you can’t write on it because your pen ran out of ink in December.
January is like a wake-up call you didn’t ask for but totally needed. Mostly for naps.
January: the only time of the year when “I’ll start tomorrow” feels like a legitimate plan.
January, when you swear you’ll eat better and then order pizza five days in a row.
January: when your fitness tracker asks, “Are you even trying?”
January is when you realize your New Year's resolution was just a lie to yourself.
If January had a theme song, it would be “I’m Still in Bed.”
January: the month when I look at my bank account and remember all those holiday sales.
New year, new me? Nah, just more coffee and a better excuse to wear sweatpants.
January is when I start pretending I’m going to the gym, then immediately go back to bed.
If January were a game, the goal would be to make it through without crying over a forgotten resolution.
January is when your motivation starts to look like your Christmas tree — already losing its spark.
January: the month when your bed is more inviting than your goals.
January is a reminder that the "fresh start" is only fresh for about a week.
In January, my favorite hobby is staring at my to-do list and doing nothing.
January is when you remember your resolution to be more active... then realize Netflix is also a workout.
January: when I try to save money and end up shopping for things I don’t need.
January is the only month when your bed wins every battle.
If January were a snack, it would be leftovers from December.
January: when you pretend you’re going to eat healthy but order pizza for the third time this week.
January is when you pretend to enjoy winter sports, but in reality, you’re just making snow angels in the comfort of your living room.
January is when you realize the only thing that needs to change is the calendar.
January: the month when your motivation takes a break and your couch becomes your best friend.
January is like a reset button, except instead of getting things done, you just nap more.
January: the month where “just five more minutes” turns into five hours of sleep.
January: the month where “I’ll start tomorrow” becomes a daily mantra.
New year’s resolution: be productive. January resolution: take a nap.
January is like a long Monday, with less coffee and more cold.
January is the month when my gym membership gets more attention than I do.
If January had a personality, it would be “Let’s try again next year.”
January is a reminder that we can still pretend to be healthy before we completely give up.
January: the perfect time to start a hobby… that you’ll forget about by February.
January: when you start dieting and end up eating leftover holiday cookies instead.
January is a great month to reflect on how long it took to finish your New Year's resolutions.
January, the month when my bed and I become best friends again.
January: the month of hope, excitement, and more naps than you planned.
January is when you look at your to-do list and decide it can wait until next year.
If January were a movie, it would be titled “The Great Snooze.”
January is when the only thing I’m committed to is staying warm.
January: when I make plans to go out and then cancel them to stay in and do absolutely nothing.
January: the month when my alarm clock and I have a very serious relationship... until I hit snooze.
January is like that awkward first date — you’re not sure how to handle it yet.
January is a chance to start fresh, or just keep hitting snooze.
January: the month when my bed is the only thing I want to spend time with.
January, the month when “sleep more” becomes your new resolution and your old hobby.
January is like that one friend who keeps reminding you to start your diet but never does it themselves.
January: the month when I wonder why I didn’t just hibernate through winter.
January is the month I finally start exercising… but only my thumbs from scrolling on my phone.
If January were a meal, it would be cold pizza and leftover cookies.
January is when I remember I’ve already failed my New Year’s resolution — in the first week.
January: the month where I look at my calendar and wish for a vacation that isn’t just in my dreams.
If January were a workout, it would be running late and stressing over deadlines.
January: when you tell yourself to work out, but end up working on your Netflix marathon instead.
January is like a bad joke — it drags on, and you’re not sure when it will end.
January: when your resolution is to eat better, but pizza still calls your name every night.
January is when you realize you don’t actually want to go outside in the cold… ever.
January: the month when I can’t decide between working out or working on my nap skills.
January is the month when your motivation takes a vacation while you’re still stuck in winter.
In January, we all make plans to be productive… then binge-watch an entire season instead.
January: the month when the only thing I’m committed to is my bed.
January is the month when my to-do list is longer than my will to do it.
January: when your idea of exercising is stretching for the remote control.
January is when I start pretending I’ll read all the books I’ve been collecting all year.
January is the month I vow to save money, only to realize I’ve bought five things I don’t need yet.
January: the time to reflect on your goals and immediately decide they can wait until February.
January: when “I’ll work out later” becomes “Maybe next year.”
January is when you start pretending to enjoy cold weather, but deep down you’re counting the days until spring.
January: the month I remember all the things I meant to do in December and do none of them.
January: when resolutions are born and forgotten in the blink of an eye.
If January were a color, it would be gray — like your willpower on day 5 of your resolution.
January is when my motivation and my blanket both have an unbreakable bond.
January is the month when I’m most likely to find a new hobby that I’ll never follow through on.
January is the month when I tell myself I’ll start working out… tomorrow.
January: when I try to focus, but my mind keeps telling me to take a nap instead.
If January were a song, it would be “Stuck in the Middle with You.”
January is when all my plans are perfect… until I realize I’d rather be sleeping.
January: when the only thing I’m consistent about is procrastination.
January is when your goal is to work out more, but the only thing that gets a workout is your thumbs.
January is when I pretend I’m going to eat healthy but end up finishing off the holiday snacks.
If January were a sport, it would be competitive sleeping and procrastination.
January: when you promise yourself you’ll read more, but you end up scrolling social media instead.
January is when I’m too cold to do anything but cuddle up with my favorite blanket.
January is when you realize the best New Year’s resolution is to not make any resolutions at all.
January: the month when my motivation is as lost as my gloves in the snow.
January: when “later” becomes your favorite word, and it never comes.
So, with these funny January quotes, you’ll be able to start the year with a good sense of humor, which is the foundation of so many good things. We’re sure you found something fun among our quotes to share with your friends and family, bringing laughter and good times. Don’t hesitate to keep sharing quotes and smiles to spread joy in this new year!
