If you’re a dog lover, like many of us are, and you also enjoy funny quotes that capture their cuteness and mischief, these quotes are for you. Here you’ll find an amazing selection of funny dog quotes that are sure to make you smile and appreciate your furry friend even more.
My dog is the only one who understands me... and agrees with me.
If my dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t be friends.
Dogs believe in second chances... and snacks!
I work hard so my dog can have a better life.
The dog days of summer are the best days.
Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.
Dogs are like potato chips, you can’t have just one... or five.
My dog’s only goal in life is to make me laugh. Mission accomplished.
Sorry I’m late, my dog was too cute to leave.
When life gets ruff, hug a dog.
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I'm not saying my dog is smarter than me, but he’s got me wrapped around his paw.
Dogs: the only creatures that love you more than they love themselves.
If I fits, I sits – my dog’s philosophy of life.
A dog is a hug with paws and a tail.
The dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. And his food.
Dog kisses are the best therapy sessions I’ve ever had.
The best dog in the world is the one who thinks you’re the best human in the world.
I let my dog do whatever he wants, he’s the boss, I’m just a staff member.
My dog is the CEO of cuddles, and I’m just an employee.
Who needs a therapist when you have a dog that listens without judgment?
My dog is proof that unconditional love exists… and also that I need a new couch.
Who needs a vacuum when you have a dog?
If my dog had a Facebook, his status would be “I’m awesome and I know it.”
Dogs are like furry comedians, always making us laugh when we need it most.
My dog thinks he’s a lap dog, but he’s more like a lap elephant.
Dogs are the only ones who will forgive you for being late to feed them, and still love you unconditionally.
I don’t always talk to my dog, but when I do, he’s usually the one doing the talking.
Dogs are like Wi-Fi – you can’t see them, but they’re always there, making life better.
Sometimes I think my dog knows more about life than I do… and he’s only been alive for five years!
My dog is not spoiled. I’m just the one who’s spoiled by his love and attention.
Dogs are the only creatures that will still love you even after you accidentally step on their tail.
If dogs could talk, they would probably just say “feed me” and “let’s go for a walk!”
My dog’s favorite hobby? Napping, with me as his pillow.
Dogs are the real owners of the house, we just pay the bills and clean up after them.
My dog doesn’t fetch… he supervises me fetching his toys.
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a dog, and that’s pretty close.
I love my dog more than most people. She never judges me… and always shares her snacks.
Dogs: the only creatures who think you’re the greatest thing ever, no matter how many mistakes you make.
Sometimes I wonder if my dog is plotting to take over the world, but then I remember he can’t figure out how to open the treat jar.
The only thing my dog loves more than treats is his reflection in the mirror. Ego boost much?
Dogs are not just pets, they're family members with fur.
Every dog has a story, some are just too funny to tell.
My dog is my therapist, but way less expensive!
If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.
Dogs are like chips – you can't have just one!
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Whoever said you can't buy happiness, clearly never bought a dog.
Life is ruff, but a dog makes it better.
Every dog is a good boy... or girl!
My dog isn't spoiled, I'm just well-trained.
Dogs are proof that love is unconditional.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
The best therapist has fur and four legs.
Dog hair is just part of the decor in my house.
Some of my best friends have fur and four legs.
When I needed a hand, I found your paw.
The more I get to know people, the more I love my dog.
A dog’s love is a warm blanket on a cold day.
Dogs: because sometimes people are just too complicated.
My dog’s motto: “Sleep, eat, play, repeat.”
I didn’t choose the dog life, the dog life chose me.
Who needs a personal trainer when you have a dog to chase after all day?
Dogs don’t judge, they just love... and occasionally steal your snacks.
If dogs could drive, I’d never get to go anywhere.
My dog isn’t just a pet, he’s my therapist with paws and fur.
Dogs are proof that the best things in life are furry and wag their tails.
My dog’s daily goal? Make me laugh so hard I forget I’m stressed.
I asked my dog to fetch me a snack... now he’s looking at me like I’m the snack.
My dog has mastered the art of giving me puppy eyes… and I can’t resist!
Dogs are like family, but with more fur and fewer arguments.
If you want to find happiness, just look at your dog’s face when you come home.
My dog is a professional cuddler, I’m just his assistant.
Dogs can teach us everything, except how to stop being cute.
When I tell my dog to “stay,” he looks at me like I’m asking for too much.
If my dog had a job, it would be “Chief Happiness Officer.”
Dogs are the only creatures who will listen to you vent without interrupting... and still love you afterward.
I’m not sure who’s more spoiled: me or my dog. Probably him.
Dogs: because nothing else can make you feel like the most important person in the world, all the time.
If you ever feel down, just remember: your dog probably thinks you’re a superhero.
My dog’s favorite game? Steal the sock and run like the wind.
Dogs are like potato chips, you can’t stop at just one… they’ll steal your heart, too.
When life gives you lemons, your dog will help you make lemonade... or just eat the lemons.
My dog thinks he’s a lapdog, but he’s really more of a lap lion.
Dogs make the best alarm clocks—except when they want to sleep in.
The best part of my day? Coming home to my dog’s happy face.
If my dog could talk, he’d say, “You’re welcome for all the love I give you.”
My dog doesn’t need a bed, he has the entire house as his personal napping zone.
Every time I look at my dog, I think, “Why are you so cute?”
Dogs will always have your back… and sometimes your shoes.
Who needs a therapist when you have a dog who listens to everything without judgment?
My dog doesn’t care if I’m having a bad day, he just knows I need a hug.
If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I’d be rich.
Dogs are like ice cream, they make everything better.
My dog has no idea he’s not a human, and honestly, I don’t either.
Dogs never lie. They always love you, even when you’re at your worst.
If my dog could run the world, it would probably involve more naps and snacks.
My dog is the only one who gets excited when I’m home, even if I just went to the store for five minutes.
Dogs are the best listeners, especially when you’re having a bad day.
Life is short, but my dog makes it pawsitively amazing!
Dogs are like hugs with legs and tails.
If you don’t think dogs are funny, you’ve never seen one chase its tail.
Dogs are the only creatures who will love you no matter how messy your house is.
My dog is the best therapist – he doesn’t judge, he just listens.
Dogs have a way of making everything better – especially when they’re rolling in something stinky!
If dogs could cook, they’d probably just make snacks… and eat them all.
My dog’s favorite hobby? Helping me clean up every crumb I drop.
There’s no such thing as a bad day when you have a dog to greet you.
Dogs: they don’t just follow you, they follow your heart.
When in doubt, take your dog for a walk. They know the best paths to happiness.
My dog might not understand me, but he sure knows how to make me laugh.
Dogs are like family, only they don’t steal your clothes and they’ll always share their snacks.
My dog’s mission in life? To make sure I never get too serious.
Dogs are the only creatures who will forgive you for your bad moods, bad hair days, and bad decisions.
If dogs could talk, they’d probably be way funnier than us.
Dogs have an uncanny ability to know exactly when you need a hug, a snack, or both.
I think my dog knows exactly how cute he is. He works it every day.
My dog has mastered the art of the puppy eyes, and I am powerless to resist.
The only thing better than a dog is a dog with a treat in its mouth.
Dogs don’t ask for much – just your love, your snacks, and your attention (all the time).
If dogs could vote, they’d probably vote for more treats, more walks, and more belly rubs.
Dogs are like furry little comedians, they always know how to make you laugh at the most random moments.
My dog believes every meal should come with a side of treats. And I agree.
There’s no such thing as a dog who doesn’t know how to make you smile.
Dogs are the real MVPs, especially when they don’t steal your food while you’re watching TV.
If my dog had an Instagram account, it would have more followers than mine.
Dogs make everything better – including Monday mornings.
My dog believes in living life to the fullest. Which usually means chasing squirrels.
Dogs have an incredible ability to turn an ordinary day into something special, just by being themselves.
Nothing compares to the joy of coming home to a dog who’s happy to see you… even if you were gone for two minutes.
Dogs don’t need fancy toys. Just give them a box, and they’ll be entertained for hours.
The more I get to know my dog, the more I realize he’s the smartest one in the family.
If dogs could talk, I think they’d spend most of the time saying “treats please!”
Dogs make the best companions, especially when you’re not in the mood for small talk.
My dog is always there for me, even when my human friends are too busy.
Dogs are experts at living in the moment. It’s a skill we could all learn from.
Dogs believe every day is the best day ever. I’m starting to agree with them.
My dog may not be a superhero, but he’s definitely my best sidekick.
Dogs are like portable happiness machines – just add love and watch them work their magic.
If I could be half the person my dog thinks I am, I’d be doing pretty well.
We hope these funny quotes about our beloved dogs have brought a smile to your face and that you found many you love as much as we do. We know that dogs are incredible companions who always brighten our day with their cuteness, antics, and even mischief, so sharing these quotes with you is a way to celebrate the unconditional love that our furry friends give us.
