• Posted Oct 30 • 2024.
It’s time to celebrate HIS birthday! Whether he’s your boyfriend or you’d like him to be, every guy loves a good laugh. So, here you’ll find the best funny quotes to brighten his day and keep him laughing from start to finish, with plenty of humor and a lot of love.
Funny Birthday Quotes for Him
Happy Birthday to my favorite man! Remember, you're not old, you’re just closer to having cool grandpa vibes.
Another year older and somehow even more handsome. How do you do it?
Happy Birthday! If you were a dog, you'd be like... ancient.
To the guy who stole my heart—and probably my snacks! Happy Birthday, you thief!
Happy Birthday, babe! Don’t worry about getting older, because with me, you’re ageless… as in, I’ll never let you act your age.
Another year of having you as my boyfriend. Should I get an award for patience?
Happy Birthday to the only person I’d share my pizza with (sometimes).
Congrats on becoming more mature... emotionally, you’re still 12, but at least you’re a legal adult!
They say the best gift is love, but who am I kidding? I know you want snacks.
Happy Birthday to the man who’s old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.
You’re one year closer to being a distinguished silver fox. Happy Birthday, babe!
Happy Birthday! Here’s to one more year of me putting up with your questionable jokes.
You’re aging like a fine wine… a fine, mischievous wine that only I seem to tolerate.
To the only guy who can make my heart race and my eyes roll all at the same time!
Happy Birthday, babe! I was going to give you the world, but instead, you get my love and this card.
Happy Birthday to the guy who makes my days brighter and my nights shorter. Seriously, let me sleep!
Another year with you, and I still wouldn’t trade you… well, maybe for a really great vacation.
Happy Birthday to the guy who ages like a pro but acts like a rookie.
Congrats, babe! You’re not getting older; you’re just getting more experienced… at being adorable.
To the man who’s getting closer to a 'dad bod' every day… and I’m loving it.
Happy Birthday, love! Here’s to many more birthdays of you letting me win every argument.
Another year, another reason to celebrate you… and remind you that I’m younger.
Happy Birthday! You might be getting older, but at least you have me to keep you on your toes.
Congrats on surviving another year with me by your side—trust me, that’s worth celebrating!
Happy Birthday to the only guy who can make me laugh, swoon, and roll my eyes in under five minutes. You’re a keeper!
Another year older and somehow even more handsome. How do you do it?
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Another year older, but who’s counting? Oh wait, we all are!
They say with age comes wisdom… Guess you're still a work in progress.
Happy Birthday! Remember, birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
You’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a classic.
Don’t worry about getting older; you’re still better at life than me!
Another year of dealing with me? You’re practically a saint.
Congrats on aging like fine wine… or maybe more like expired milk.
Happy Birthday! You're officially at the age where watching your step isn't just advice; it’s a survival tactic.
They say the older you get, the better you get… unless you're a banana.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Happy Birthday! May your Facebook feed be filled with messages from people you never talk to.
Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun. Let’s not think about how many more you have left.
You're officially too old to count your candles—so just blow them all out and call it a day.
Happy Birthday! Remember, you're only as old as you feel… and as young as you act.
Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Cheers to you!
Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of pretending to act your age.
They say you get better with age… So you must be close to perfection by now!
Happy Birthday! Don’t let aging get you down… it's too hard to get up again.
Age is just a number. In your case, a really big one.
Happy Birthday! May you outlive all your favorite memories and outdrink all your friends.
Another year, another gray hair. At this rate, you'll be a silver fox by next year!
Don’t worry, getting older is better than the alternative.
Happy Birthday! Wishing you a day filled with laughter and cake to keep you sane.
Growing older is like coffee—dark, bitter, and definitely an acquired taste.
Another year older, but who’s counting? Oh wait, we all are!
Happy Birthday, handsome! Remember, you're not getting older… just closer to looking like a really cool grandpa!
Cheers to the guy who’s aging like a pro and still can’t find his keys!
Happy Birthday, babe! Just a reminder: you’re officially too old to date anyone who can’t rent a car.
Congratulations on reaching an age where an all-nighter means going to bed early and waking up at 5 a.m.
Happy Birthday! You may be getting older, but at least you’ve got a young-at-heart girlfriend to balance things out!
Happy Birthday to my personal favorite grown-up kid!
Here’s to the guy who never fails to make me laugh… and let’s be honest, sometimes roll my eyes.
Another year, another reminder that I got the best boyfriend… and you got me!
To the guy who’s getting finer and funnier with age. It’s almost unfair.
Happy Birthday, love! Getting old is a choice… unless you’re a banana, in which case you’re doing great.
You’re the only guy I’d ever share my fries with, especially on your birthday.
Happy Birthday to the guy who’s still as hot as he was at 18. Well, almost as hot.
Congratulations! You’re at the age where growing up is optional. Good thing, right?
Happy Birthday, babe! Another year of proving that age is just a number… and you still act 21.
To the guy who makes life an adventure, even if half the time it’s just finding the remote.
Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of you pretending you’re not lost when we drive somewhere new.
Another birthday, another year of you forgetting where you parked. You’re amazing!
Happy Birthday to my better half… and, let's be honest, the more forgetful one!
Cheers to the guy who doesn’t mind acting goofy as long as it makes me laugh.
Happy Birthday to the only man who can rock both a suit and pajamas like a legend.
You’re one step closer to dad jokes and I’m here for it.
Happy Birthday to the guy who’ll always be my plus one… and my one plus too many shoes.
To the man who ages like a legend: with grace, wit, and the occasional random ache!
Another year of laughing at my jokes, and that’s probably the best gift you could give me.
Happy Birthday to my love! Here’s to more birthdays, laughs, and all the unforgettable oops moments.
Happy Birthday to my personal favorite grown-up kid!
Happy Birthday to the guy who somehow manages to look better with every year. Are you Benjamin Button or something?
Cheers to another year of me tolerating your music choices.
Happy Birthday, babe! You may be older, but you’re still a 10 in my eyes (even if you’re closer to a 30 elsewhere).
Another birthday with you… I guess that means I’m really in it for the long haul!
Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate the fact that you’re aging slower than your phone battery.
Congrats on being one step closer to those senior discounts!
Happy Birthday to the man who still makes my heart skip a beat… mostly because you keep losing your wallet.
Here’s to another year of finding my things hidden in the weirdest places—thanks, babe!
Happy Birthday! I’ll be here to remind you where you put your keys every day of your life.
They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s starting to get up there!
Happy Birthday to the only person I’d save in a zombie apocalypse… probably.
You may be getting older, but I’ll keep letting you think you’re still young enough to party.
Happy Birthday to the guy who makes my life feel like a rom-com and an action movie, all at once.
Cheers to you, babe! Here’s to pretending we’re still cool.
Happy Birthday, love! May you age like a fine wine and smell like one, too.
Another year closer to being a crazy cat person… I’ll be here cheering you on.
Happy Birthday! You may be getting older, but I’ll keep pretending I like your taste in movies.
To the guy who’s always up for a good time, even if it's past our bedtime now.
Congrats! You’re not older; you’re just getting closer to needing that early-bird special.
Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of ignoring the fact that you still don’t like vegetables.
To my partner in crime, here’s to celebrating your birthday with all the enthusiasm of kids!
Happy Birthday! Getting older means one thing—more excuses for naps.
Happy Birthday to the guy who always laughs at his own jokes… and sometimes I do, too.
Cheers to the love of my life, who has the patience of a saint… mostly because he deals with me.
Happy Birthday to the man who makes everything better, even birthdays.
Another year of pretending we’re the most responsible adults in the room.
Happy Birthday, babe! At least we’re getting older together, right?
To the guy who still knows how to turn my head… and still needs directions everywhere we go.
Cheers to my favorite guy! If age is a joke, you’re definitely the punchline I needed.
Happy Birthday! Here’s to us aging like best friends and growing old like fine comedy.
Congrats on being one step closer to those senior discounts!
Celebrating that special someone’s birthday with a good dose of humor is a great way to remind him just how much he means to you. We’re sure that many of these quotes will help you bring a smile to his face and make his day even more special. After all, he deserves the best, doesn’t he?
