• Posted Oct 24 • 2024.
With our cousins, we share unforgettable and fun moments. What better way to celebrate their birthday than with a good dose of humor, the kind we cousins love! Here, you'll find a great selection of funny quotes that will make your cousin laugh out loud, whether it's reminiscing about those wild times together or simply joking about their age. You're sure to find the perfect quote you're looking for!
Funny Quotes for Your Cousin
Happy birthday, cousin! You're one year older, but let’s be honest, not much wiser!
Cousins are like best friends, but with fewer obligations. Happy birthday, you lucky one!
On your birthday, cousin, remember age is just a number. In your case, a really high one!
Happy birthday to my cousin who is so amazing, it’s almost suspicious.
Happy birthday, cousin! Here’s to another year of laughing at our family’s weirdness together.
Cousin, you’re getting older, but let’s not count the wrinkles. We’ll just call them ‘smile lines’ instead.
Happy birthday to my partner-in-crime. We’re still too cool for the family reunion dance floor!
You know you’re old when your cousin starts talking about back pain instead of parties. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! Remember, you're only young once... but you can be immature forever.
Congrats on surviving another year of our family, cousin. It’s your birthday, you deserve a medal!
Cousin, you may be a year older, but you’re also a year closer to free senior coffee at McDonald's. Happy birthday!
If there were an award for Best Cousin Ever, you’d totally win... but since there’s not, enjoy this birthday card!
Happy birthday! Cousins are like siblings who don’t steal your clothes. I’m so lucky!
I hope your birthday is as epic as our family gatherings... but with way less drama.
Another year, another wrinkle, cousin! Just remember, age is just a higher score in the game of life.
Happy birthday, cousin! Let’s get wild like we used to... which probably means binge-watching Netflix now.
Cousin, you may be older, but at least you’re still not as old as our family jokes. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! May your cake be as sweet as your sense of humor... or at least as big as our family!
I would’ve gotten you a really expensive gift, cousin, but then I remembered we’re related. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! Remember, we’re family, so no matter how old you get, I’ll always make fun of you.
Wishing you a birthday as cool and unforgettable as the time we *didn't* embarrass ourselves at the family reunion.
Happy birthday! You’re still the coolest cousin around, even if you're practically ancient now.
Cousin, you may be older, but you’ll always be the fun one in the family. Happy birthday!
You’re not just a cousin, you’re my personal therapist... who works for free. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! Here’s to a year of making more hilarious memories and laughing at how weird our family is.
Cousins are like best friends, but with fewer obligations. Happy birthday, you lucky one!
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Happy birthday, cousin! I’d say you don’t look a day over 30, but let’s keep things realistic.
Cousin, you’re like a fine wine—getting better with age and slightly harder to deal with. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! Another year older, and yet somehow no wiser. Keep up the good work!
Happy birthday to my cousin, who has officially survived another trip around the sun. You deserve a drink... or two!
You know you’re getting old, cousin, when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! You're not old—you're just well-seasoned, like a fine piece of BBQ.
Cousin, you’re aging like cheese—getting sharper but definitely smellier. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much laughter as our family’s group text messages.
Cousin, you’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up in the game of life. Happy birthday, boss!
If birthdays were selfies, yours would need a filter by now. Happy birthday, cousin!
Cousin, you’re the only one who can make getting older look this good. Happy birthday!
They say age is just a number, but cousin, in your case, it’s a really big one. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! May your wrinkles come from laughing, not from getting old.
Cousin, you’re like a candle—burning bright, but also dangerously close to setting something on fire. Happy birthday!
I’m not saying you’re old, cousin, but you’re the only person I know who remembers dial-up internet. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the cousin who can still out-eat, out-laugh, and out-sass the rest of us, despite being ancient!
Cousin, you’re like a lottery ticket—rare, special, and occasionally a bit of a gamble. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! Let’s party like it’s your first time legally drinking... even though it’s been a while.
You know you’re a special cousin when people stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. Happy birthday!
Cousin, you’re not just growing older, you’re growing more lovable. But let’s keep that part a secret. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the cousin who proves that growing up is optional, but growing older is mandatory.
Another year, cousin, another excuse to eat cake for breakfast and pretend calories don’t count on birthdays.
Happy birthday, cousin! I’d write something sentimental, but we both know sarcasm suits us better.
Cousin, you’ve survived another year with our family. That alone is worth celebrating. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the cousin who makes life fun, our family tolerable, and getting older hilarious!
Happy birthday, cousin! May your wrinkles come from laughing, not from getting old.
Happy birthday, cousin! You’re not old… you’re just chronologically gifted.
Cousin, on your birthday, remember: age is merely the number of years the world has enjoyed you. Lucky world!
You’re my favorite cousin… mostly because I don’t have to see you every day. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my cousin, who’s like a sibling but with none of the annoying sibling rivalry.
You know you’re getting old when the only thing that gets lit on your birthday is the candles. Happy birthday, cousin!
Cousin, you’re not just aging, you’re becoming a classic. Like, a really old classic. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my cousin, the one person who’s aged like fine wine… and maybe just a little bit like cheese.
Cousin, if you were a dog, you’d be really, really old in dog years. Thankfully, you’re just really, really old in human years. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! We’re so close, we’re practically twins… except you’re older. Much older.
They say the best things in life get better with age. So, cousin, you’re basically perfection now. Happy birthday!
Cousin, you’re getting older, but at least you’ve still got all your teeth! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the cousin who’s always up for a good time… even if now it means a good nap afterward.
You may be older, cousin, but you’re definitely not wiser. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my cousin, who proves that you can be both old and fun… just not at the same time.
Cousin, you’re like a fine wine—aged to perfection, but don’t drink too much of you at once. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You’re the coolest cousin, but let’s not let that go to your head… we have a reputation to uphold.
Cousin, you’ve officially reached the age where taking a nap is considered a gift. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the cousin who makes growing older look effortless… or at least you make it look funny!
Congratulations, cousin! You’ve officially reached the age where people start lying about their age. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the cousin who’s older than me but acts younger! Stay immature forever.
Cousin, you’re like a unicorn—rare, magical, and possibly imaginary, considering your age. Happy birthday!
Another year older, cousin, and still no sign of acting your age. Happy birthday, keep it up!
Cousin, I wanted to get you something amazing for your birthday, but then I remembered you already have me. You’re welcome!
Happy birthday to the cousin who’s still got it… whatever ‘it’ is, you’ve still got it somewhere, right?
Cousin, you're officially old enough to know better but young enough to get away with it. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! You’re not old… you’re just chronologically gifted.
Happy birthday, cousin! You’re not getting older, you’re just gaining vintage status. Like fine wine... or old furniture!
Cousin, we’re at the age where we start lying about our age. Happy birthday! You’re 21 again, right?
Happy birthday, cousin! The older we get, the more we realize that naps are basically mini-vacations.
They say family is everything. So, cousin, consider yourself my everything—especially when cake is involved. Happy birthday!
Cousin, you’re still younger than your next birthday! That’s worth celebrating. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Let’s be honest, we’re both still young enough to make bad decisions but old enough to know better.
Cousin, you’re like a cupcake in a world full of muffins. Sweet, special, and a little extra. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! Remember, growing older is inevitable, but growing up is optional.
If life was a game, you’d be leveling up right now. Congrats on unlocking ‘Older and Wiser’ mode, cousin!
Another year, another gray hair, cousin! But don’t worry, it just means you’re leveling up in wisdom... or stress.
Happy birthday, cousin! Let’s party like we’re too old to remember what we did tomorrow.
Cousin, we’ve got years of memories together. Some funny, some embarrassing—let’s make more today. Happy birthday!
Cheers to the cousin who still hasn’t figured out how to adult properly. Happy birthday, keep it up!
Happy birthday! You’re the only person I’d trust to embarrass me in front of the family, cousin.
Cousin, on your birthday, just remember: wrinkles are simply your skin’s way of showing you’ve had a lot of fun!
Happy birthday to my cousin! You’re officially one year closer to realizing we’re never going to act our age.
Cousin, may your birthday be filled with enough cake and laughter to forget how old you’re getting!
Happy birthday to the cousin who still knows how to throw a party... even if we need naps halfway through.
Cousin, you’ve survived another year of family gatherings. You deserve a medal, or at least more cake! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! You're like the cherry on top of the family sundae... a little sweet, a little messy, but essential.
Cousin, your birthday is the perfect excuse for cake, laughter, and pretending we’re still young. Happy birthday!
You know you're special, cousin, because you're the only family member I don't avoid at reunions. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Cousin, if you were a superhero, your power would be making aging look ridiculously fun.
Cousin, you’re basically the family’s ‘fun department.’ Happy birthday to our CEO of laughs and good times!
Happy birthday, cousin! Here's to another year of pretending we know what we’re doing in life.
Cousin, you’re not getting older, just more distinguished... and by that, I mean we can still spot you at a distance. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with more cake than problems, cousin.
Cousin, you’re the best part of every family gathering... and that’s probably because you bring the cake. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! Let’s face it, age is just the universe's way of giving us more excuses for cake.
Cousin, you’re like a really expensive bottle of champagne—classy, bubbly, and way out of everyone’s price range. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, cousin! Remember, growing older is inevitable, but growing up is optional.
So, with these funny quotes, you can make your cousin’s day even more special, reminiscing about shared moments and, most importantly, adding a touch of joy and fun to the celebration. After all, what better way to have fun than a party with your cousins!
