• Posted Nov 7 • 2024.
Welcome to a feast of laughter! We've gathered a delightful selection of Thanksgiving jokes and puns that will brighten your table and lift your celebrations. From clever jokes about turkey to fun quips about the perfect sides, these humorous touches are perfect for sharing with family and friends, making for a day filled with gratitude and, most importantly, plenty of laughs. Let the laughter begin!
Thanksgiving Jokes and Puns to Share at the Table
One-liners
Thanksgiving: the art of turning just one bite into a full plate.
If only we could baste ourselves in gratitude like we do the turkey.
A balanced diet on Thanksgiving? One slice of pie in each hand.
May your turkey be moist and your family drama-free.
Eat, drink, and be stuffed!
The best part of Thanksgiving? That first slice of pie.
This Thanksgiving, let’s give thanks for elastic waistbands.
Just here for the pie… and maybe a nap.
Thanksgiving: where we appreciate family and silently judge their recipes.
I’m thankful for… sounds better with mashed potatoes in hand.
The true Thanksgiving marathon? Waiting for the oven to free up.
Love at first bite? More like love at first stuffing.
Gravy: the glue that holds Thanksgiving together.
Let’s raise a toast to those who bring store-bought pie and call it homemade.
On Thanksgiving, calories are just tiny blessings in disguise.
May your family’s funny stories be fewer than the courses.
The ultimate Thanksgiving challenge: eating enough without needing a nap.
What’s Thanksgiving without leftovers and a little friendly feasting competition?
Family: the reason we’re grateful... and occasionally stressed.
Thanksgiving: because family time is priceless, even if the turkey isn’t.
A balanced diet on Thanksgiving? One slice of pie in each hand.
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Turkey: the only thing that gets roasted more than family at Thanksgiving.
May your pants be stretchy, your family be calm, and your food be plentiful.
If only calories didn’t count in holiday meals.
Thanksgiving: bringing together families, food, and fights since forever.
Pie before turkey because life is short.
That post-dinner nap is a family tradition.
Turkey may be the star, but gravy is the real MVP.
Grateful, thankful, and ready for leftovers.
Thanksgiving: a day to count blessings and carbs.
Who needs a nap? Just kidding, we all do.
May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey plump, and your relatives less grumpy.
Friendsgiving: where friends become family, minus the drama.
Calories don't count when you're eating with loved ones.
Leftovers: the gift that keeps on giving.
Gobble 'til you wobble.
Thanksgiving: the only time it’s acceptable to talk turkey.
Family, food, and a comfy couch – the perfect trifecta.
Thankful for family, even when they bring up politics.
Thanksgiving: officially licensed to eat way too much.
May your Thanksgiving be full of love, laughter, and pie.
Turkey: the only thing that gets roasted more than family at Thanksgiving.
Stuffed is an understatement after Thanksgiving dinner.
When life gives you leftovers, make turkey sandwiches.
Thanksgiving pro tip: never skip the cranberry sauce.
That post-dinner I’ll never eat again moment lasts until dessert.
Who needs an alarm when the smell of turkey wakes you up?
Thanksgiving: where seconds are a given and thirds are encouraged.
If turkeys could talk, Thanksgiving would be awkward.
May your family be festive and your mashed potatoes lump-free.
Black Friday prep: carbo-load on Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving without pie is just a Thursday.
I came, I saw, I conquered… the mashed potatoes.
Let’s get basted!
Turkey, stuffing, pie – repeat as necessary.
Let’s give thanks for friends, family, and that one uncle who brings all the stories.
Thanksgiving: the only day we’re thankful for brussels sprouts.
May your stuffing be savory, your pie be sweet, and your turkey be juicy.
Thanksgiving survival kit: pie, patience, and pants with some give.
Gratitude first, gravy second.
Turkey’s not the only thing getting roasted this Thanksgiving.
The turkey is stuffed, and so are we!
Grateful for today, excited for leftovers tomorrow.
Jokes
Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving? It was ready to get stuffed!
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
How do turkeys cross the road? They just wing it.
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
How did the turkey end up in jail? It was caught stuffing!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert? It was already stuffed!
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The side dish!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving.
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because they wear their belts on their hats!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme!
How does a turkey text? With wing-dings!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
Why are turkeys so bad at math? They always wing it!
What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble.
Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing!
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the Thanksgiving football game? It kept fowling up the plays.
What did the sweet potato say to the butter? You’re so smooth.
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
How does a turkey show it’s thankful? It gives a cluck of gratitude.
What did the pumpkin say at Thanksgiving dinner? I’m gourd-geous!
How do you tell a turkey to be quiet? Use the shh-baste method.
Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use fowl language.
Why did the Thanksgiving turkey break up with its partner? It felt stuffed in the relationship.
How do you keep Thanksgiving guests entertained? By giving them plenty of sides to choose from.
Why are cranberries the best Thanksgiving side? They always bring the sauce.
What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes? Let’s get mashed!
Why did everyone let the turkey join the dinner? It was already on the guest list.
Why don’t turkeys like holidays? Too many leftovers.
What’s a potato’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It said, I’ve had my fill.
What do turkeys say before Thanksgiving? Give thanks, not pranks!
How do turkeys celebrate after Thanksgiving? They gobble up some leftovers.
Why did the pie go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the crust of its issues.
What’s a Thanksgiving turkey’s favorite game? Duck, duck…stuffed!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing!
Puns
I only have pies for you this Thanksgiving.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Feast mode: activated.
I yam what I yam, and that’s all I yam.
Thyme to eat, drink, and be merry!
This meal is absolutely gravy-licious.
No fowl play here—just good eats!
This pie is beyond a-peeling.
Let’s just wing it this Thanksgiving.
Let’s give thanks for a butter Thanksgiving this year.
I’m stuffed to the brim.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Grateful for another year of leftovers.
Thanksgiving is a-maize-ing!
This feast is egg-cellent, but I’m feeling tur-keyed out.
I’ve got a lot of butter things to do today!
This turkey is so delicious, it’s gobblin’ up my heart.
Sweet potatoes, you’re my spud-mate.
Cranberry sauce? That’s my jam!
Pie it forward this Thanksgiving.
I’m grateful for my thyme here with you all.
Don’t be a jerky turkey—pass the stuffing!
This gravy has me all sauced up.
Let’s take a baste break before dessert.
Peas be with you, and pass the mashed potatoes!
Peas be with you, and pass the mashed potatoes!
So, we all know that Thanksgiving is a great opportunity to gather family and friends, enjoy delicious food, and, above all, share laughs—lots of laughs. The puns and jokes we’ve compiled are perfect for adding some fun to the table and making this Thanksgiving a memorable experience filled with love and laughter. Happy Thanksgiving!
